What Your Candle Size Says About You.

What Your Candle Size Says About You.

At Big Ass Luxuries, there’s really no such thing as a small candle.

There is, however, Baby Big Ass Candle and Big Ass Candle.

One is 150 ounces. The other is a whopping 300 ounces. Both are wildly oversized, made to fill your home, and guaranteed to make that 8 oz candle on your nightstand look a little ridiculous.

So, which Big Ass size are you?

If You’re a Baby Person…

You like nice things, but you also like to pretend you have restraint. Just like saying 150 oz is “being reasonable.”

The Baby Big Ass Candle is for the person who wants the full Big Ass experience in a slightly more sensible package. You want a candle that makes a statement without making your guests immediately ask, “Where the hell did you get that?” Okay, they’ll probably still ask.

You’re probably the type who:

  • Has a signature scent and sticks to it.
  • Wants a statement piece without giving up the entire coffee table.
  • Says, “I’ll just get the smaller one,” about a 150 oz candle with a straight face.

Your philosophy: Understated. By Big Ass standards.

If You’re a Big Person...

You chose 300 oz. Because obviously. You didn't come here to be subtle.

The Big Ass Candle is for the person who sees an absurdly oversized candle and thinks, Finally, someone gets me.

You believe more is more. Your home is your personality. And if you're going to spend a thousand hours burning a candle, you want everyone who walks through the door to notice it.

You’re probably the type who:

  • Doesn't decorate around the candle. The candle is the décor.
  • Has never once regretted making a statement.
  • Read “300 oz” and somehow still thought, How big could it really be?

Your philosophy: Size matters.

Still Can't Decide?

Here’s the good news: choosing between 150 oz and 300 oz isn't exactly choosing between small and large.

It's choosing between Baby Big Ass and Big Ass.

The Baby gives you all the oversized luxury in a slightly more approachable size. The Big doubles down with 300 ounces of wax and the kind of presence that can completely change a room.

So really, the question isn't whether you're a Big Ass Candle person.

It's just how Big Ass you want to go.