For those uninterested in living with pizazz:
The Normal Ass Candle– forgettable by design!
Perks Of The Normal Ass Candle

✅You might not get anyone to notice it / barely even notice them
✅ Nothing unique about it
✅ gets zero compliments
✅ Perfect for regifting again, again, and again
✅ you'll have cabinets full of them!
Wait, there's more.... Since it's so expensive, we'll include a bunch of even smaller candles for free!
Happy April Fools!
We have to live up to our Big Ass name, so we are not actually dropping Normal Ass Candles. However, you may be interested in our Sample Trios.